somegoof's definitions

Huntspatch

Alternative name for Huntsville, AL. Typically used by old-school denizens of same said city.

Huntspatch--you can never quite leave it behind.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

stinkpuss

A foul-smelling vagina.

I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

raccoon

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

player-hater

N. a friendly term used to refer to one's peeps. Generally, the term signifies that one's peeps are serious, hence, not players. Dave CHAPPELLE has a hillarious skit in regards to the term's literalness.

This goes out to all the player-haters out there in the audience tonite.

by somegoof February 2, 2006

Fitzginnons

Slang for 'a Fitzgibbons'. Rumor has it that a drunkard couldn't pronounce the 'bb' part of the name correctly and the word was coined. Referring to someone as "a Fitzginnons" is meant to insult by assosiation with the original Fitzgibbons, who famously laughed at his students when they left an exam review because he wouldn't give them the answers.

John was a real fitzginnons for not doing the prized athlete's homework for him.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

poop joke

Type of joke made by those with a peculiar fixation on feces and colonic function. A joke which has a particular emphasis on feces or colonic function.

Sam continued to post his poop jokes on urbandictionary.com, but they weren't really slang terms.

by somegoof January 20, 2005

rug-a-dug

A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.

Kashmir has one hell of a rug-a-dug beat.

by somegoof January 18, 2005