Short Girl

by somebody June 29, 2004
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Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.
Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.
by Somebody March 31, 2005
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death from above 1979

a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.
by somebody September 05, 2004
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Homortified

When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.
Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!
by Somebody February 12, 2005
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FOCUS OF TEH KICK

When you focus a kick, preferably aimed at someone’s face.
If you don't watch yoself, I might just have to use the FOCUS OF TEH KICK!
by Somebody April 05, 2004
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somebody

Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.
by Somebody July 10, 2003
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midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer
by somebody February 20, 2003
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