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Definitions by sniper nate

Unarmed Combat 

a joke halloween weapon for the scout class from tf2 it has the same stats as the holy mackerel but it is a spys decaying hand
scout: uses Unarmed Combat
the spy: descusted face
Unarmed Combat by sniper nate October 27, 2020

holy mackerel 

it is a joke melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

it has bad damage but its almost used by all casual scouts becuase its funny
it also has jiggle bone physics when you hold it and can sometimes twist itself when you swing it
fish scout:fish
everyone else in the server: fish
the fish they are refering to is the holy mackerel item
holy mackerel by sniper nate October 27, 2020
the stock melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

nothing really special about it it has decent damage at close range
fresh install scout: i wish i could use anything but the bat
bat by sniper nate October 27, 2020

mutated milk 

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve
scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it
mutated milk by sniper nate October 27, 2020
this is a secondary item for the scout class in tf2

when the scout used it on a enemy they will be coated in the mad milk effect

when somone is coated in mad milk nothing will happen to them but everyone who damages them will get a percentage of the damage as health

if a spy is coated in it and tries to cloak they will still be visible due to the dripping effect of the mad milk
scout1: i will coat them all in mad milk
teamate whos low hp: ok ill go in and heal
mad milk by sniper nate October 27, 2020

crit a cola 

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
crit a cola by sniper nate October 27, 2020

bonk! atomic punch 

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2

when used scout will drink it and then be invincible for 8 seconds
however during this time scout can not attack or capture any objective
when the effect ends the damage he would have taken is turned into a slowdown effect
scout: ill go distract the sentry nest
team: how? you will just die
scout: ill use the bonk! atomic punch
bonk! atomic punch by sniper nate October 27, 2020