bat

the stock melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

nothing really special about it it has decent damage at close range
fresh install scout: i wish i could use anything but the bat
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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mad milk

this is a secondary item for the scout class in tf2

when the scout used it on a enemy they will be coated in the mad milk effect

when somone is coated in mad milk nothing will happen to them but everyone who damages them will get a percentage of the damage as health

if a spy is coated in it and tries to cloak they will still be visible due to the dripping effect of the mad milk
scout1: i will coat them all in mad milk
teamate whos low hp: ok ill go in and heal
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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lemons

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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bat saber

a reskin of the stock bat for the scout class from tf2

it was released as a promo item for the invasion themed update

the only main difference is its kill effect
instead of ragdolling the character vaporizes like if killed with the bison,pomson or the cow mangler 5000
1: i got the bat saber for playing during the invasion update
2: i wish i played during that time
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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winger

a tf2 secondary weapon that is used by the scout class its main stat gives a 25% increase in jump height on wearer
scout1: how are you jumping higher than me
scout2: the winger
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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when you are so bored that you type the middle then the top then the bottom row of most keybords
you should probably do whatever your avoiding to do by looking this up your also probably trying to find a pattern that has not been defined yet well good luck cause ive been trying to find one for almost my entire class now
im suposed to be doing my math work but here i am defining llkkjjhhggffddssaappooiiuuyyttrreewwqqmmnnbbvvccxxzz on urban dictionary instead
by sniper nate November 16, 2020
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