Definitions by snape loves you

1000 awesome things

A blog that talks about 1000 little awesome things in life such as: Bakery air, snow days, showering in other people's showers, broccoli flower, etc. Today (4/11/10) there are 530 posts on 1000awesomethings.com, Each post usually ends with: AWESOME!

Today I went on 1000 awesome things and read about how awesome ducks are.

1000 awesome things by Snape loves you April 11, 2010

Dictionary 

A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o

Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute

Dictionary by snape loves you April 10, 2010

Dumbledoor 

The way dumbasses spell "Dumbledore"

N00b: "snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDOOR11!!1!"
Me: "It's DumbleDORE, dumbass,"

Dumbledoor by Snape loves you January 27, 2010

Justin Beiber 

A nearly male version of Miley Cyrus. Canadian. Wanna-be gangster who acts like Usher is his best friend. Fans of his are usually 7 year old Disney fan-girls.

"Justin Beiber is a disgrace to Canada"

Justin Beiber by Snape loves you January 26, 2010

Edward Cullen

Sparkley sugar daddy (Old men who like to spoil their young girlfriends) that is a peeping tom and has an un-natural obsession with a rather clingy girl.

"Screw Edward Cullen, I support Cedric Diggory"
"Edward Cullen is a great example of dirty old men you usually meet over the internet"

Edward Cullen by Snape loves you January 26, 2010

Huff 

The sound the Big Bad wolf made when he tried to blow down the 3 little pig's houses.

"I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF and I'll BLOW THIS PLACE DOWN!"

Huff by Snape loves you January 26, 2010