Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.
The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
by SnakeBiter October 14, 2009
A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.
Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.
Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!
Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.
Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.
by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009
Sex move involving five guys and one whore. The whore strokes two cocks with her right and left hand, sucks a cock, and gets penetrated in the ass and her vagina by the remaining two cocks. When you draw a line and connect the cocks, it forms a diamond-like shape.
by SnakeBiter October 26, 2009
Sex move where a man penetrates a female on her period or penetrate somebody's anal until they get blood all over the penis. Then you pull out and yell "Freeeeeedooooom" and cock-slap your partner's face with your bloody "sword".
by SnakeBiter October 13, 2009
Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.
Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.
by SnakeBiter November 02, 2009