Expwned

To throw expo markers at people and pwn them.

Kerrigan: Jeeeeeze Sarah you just expwned Carolyn.
Thomas: I helped her! Look at her face.
Carolyn: Thanks for expwning me guys...

Expwned by Bill Expo April 11, 2011

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Expwned

Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.

Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.

Expwned by SnakeBiter November 2, 2009

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Expwned • expwnential • EZpwned • e-pwned

EZpwned

When one attempts to run through an EZPass toll lane, without the EZpass and gets caught.

I got EZpwned on the Garden State parkway the other day.

EZpwned by Jimbo (USN) May 9, 2007

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expwnential

Alternate to exponential, primarily used in online gaming.

Massive Carnage!! Expwnential Frags LOL!

expwnential by px May 6, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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