crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

hook horror

Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.

they are truely malicious things

by smurf April 15, 2006

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

by Smurf March 22, 2005

feyr

a feyr looks like a giant, floating, purple brain. completely malevolent, feyrs attack physically.

similar to the things on futurama.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

verbeeg

the smallest and least powerful of the giants, verbeeg are huge, barbaric humanoids. they cause terrible damage with their spears.

smaller than most giants, but bigger than most everythingelse

by smurf August 17, 2004

Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004

bwn3r

31337 way of saying Boner.
An erection.

<smurf> mmm porn
<ginman_>bwn3r

by Smurf August 04, 2004