smd's definitions

Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.

Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!

by SMD August 28, 2004

thatch-roofed cottage

A small building used as a home for peasants in the countryside. They are very prone to burnination.

Trogdor just burninated another thatch-roofed cottage.

by SMD August 28, 2004

castlefunnies

An old comic strip that was around when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one. It usually featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith, who was known back then as Mushy Chamberpot.

You can see why it took two dudes to write the Castlefunnies; one to not think of something funny and the other to think of something not funny.

by SMD September 4, 2004

Mushy Chamberpot

What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.

I say, Mushy, do you have a pittance for me'self?

by SMD September 4, 2004

T-man

1) A bad ass dude that takes no shit.
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom

1) T-man just knocked that dude out his fubus!
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?

by smd April 16, 2006

the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

by SMD January 29, 2005

mrs. so and so erson

So and So's stepmom. She has questionable taste... and like a million jogging suits.

"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YOUR YAPS!!!"

"Yes, Mrs. So and So Erson."

by SMD January 29, 2005