Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.

Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!

by SMD August 28, 2004

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

svelt

Slim and trim, like the young Prince of Town.

"What's all the comotion about?" said the svelt young Prince of Town.

by SMD May 30, 2004

Bowels of Trogdor

The flagship roller coaster of Mount Ridesplace USA.

Of course, our flagship roller coaster would be called the "Bowels of Trogdor," which would spin you round and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.

by SMD June 04, 2004

business casual friday

The day when peolpe at the office wear free polo shirts they got from various software companies.

My favorite day of the week.

by SMD August 21, 2004

Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say...
Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man?
Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004

Homsar

America's favorite midget Homestar.

Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAH! Think I won the Powerball!

by SMD August 19, 2004