1. American heavy metal band
Jackyl is an American heavy metal band that got recognition when it released its self-titled debut album in 1992. The album sold more than a million copies to be certified platinum by the RIAA.
Jackyl's most popular songs are:
"Kill the Sunshine"
"Down on Me"
"I Stand Alone"
and notoriously "Lumberjack" and all other tracks
Jackyl is an American heavy metal band that got recognition when it released its self-titled debut album in 1992. The album sold more than a million copies to be certified platinum by the RIAA.
Jackyl's most popular songs are:
"Kill the Sunshine"
"Down on Me"
"I Stand Alone"
and notoriously "Lumberjack" and all other tracks
Perosn A: Hey man, what'cha listening to?
Jackyl fan: Jackyl
Person A: can I hear some?
Jackyl fan: sure
Person A: Are they using a chainsaw?
Jackyl fan: yes, tonight I'm gonna go see them
Jackyl fan: Jackyl
Person A: can I hear some?
Jackyl fan: sure
Person A: Are they using a chainsaw?
Jackyl fan: yes, tonight I'm gonna go see them
by Sleez Boy March 12, 2009
Dizzy Reed is keyboardist for the hard rock band Guns N Roses. He has stayed loyal to the group since '89 and is the only surviving member of the group, besides Axl Rose. However, he is not considered an original member. He is a great keyboardist and will go wherever Axl takes Guns N Roses.
by Sleez Boy April 07, 2008
1) Ice on the road
2) AC/DC album
1. Black (or Glare) ice is ice frozen without many air bubbles trapped inside, making it transparent. This type of ice takes the color of the material it lies on top of, often wet asphalt or a darkened pond. Its difficult-to-detect nature makes it a significant hazard to drivers, pedestrians, and sailors.
2. Black Ice is the 15th studio album from AC/DC. Seven years after the release of Stiff Upper Lip, the band releases an album that fills in the rock that was missing through 2004-2007. The album was a huge success.
The album was also the second time the band had a #1 on the charts in the US. Black Ice simply rocks!
2) AC/DC album
1. Black (or Glare) ice is ice frozen without many air bubbles trapped inside, making it transparent. This type of ice takes the color of the material it lies on top of, often wet asphalt or a darkened pond. Its difficult-to-detect nature makes it a significant hazard to drivers, pedestrians, and sailors.
2. Black Ice is the 15th studio album from AC/DC. Seven years after the release of Stiff Upper Lip, the band releases an album that fills in the rock that was missing through 2004-2007. The album was a huge success.
The album was also the second time the band had a #1 on the charts in the US. Black Ice simply rocks!
(1) Hey man careful, there's black ice on the road.
(2) Sleez Boy bought the Black Ice yesterday and loves it!
(2) Sleez Boy bought the Black Ice yesterday and loves it!
by Sleez Boy March 14, 2009
Blender Magazine
(1) a magazine in a blender
(2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature.
(3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful.
(4) Stupid literature
Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst.
Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should.
The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths
(1) a magazine in a blender
(2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature.
(3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful.
(4) Stupid literature
Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst.
Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should.
The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths
ICP: They call us the worst so that's why most of the guys at Blender have a hachet through their head.
Guy: Blender Magazine sucks!
Jim: what are you doing?
Bob: Blender Magazine (1)
Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine.
Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha
Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock!
Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you
Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin*
Guy: what are you reading?
Kid: Blender Magazine (3)
Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended.
Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible.
Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading?
Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4)
Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks!
Guy: Blender Magazine sucks!
Jim: what are you doing?
Bob: Blender Magazine (1)
Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine.
Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha
Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock!
Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you
Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin*
Guy: what are you reading?
Kid: Blender Magazine (3)
Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended.
Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible.
Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading?
Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4)
Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks!
by Sleez Boy March 10, 2008
a popular record company that has acts like Foul Out Boy, sorry, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Panic! At The Disco, and bands aiming for preteen girls and guys who have been dropped when they where born. This company is the biggest threat US and the world faces today. "Cool parents" support bands like these so they can blind their children from knowing of great bands. Fall Out Boy is one of the most untalented and worst band to have existed in the Earth. These so-called punk bands should be fed to Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Dead Boys, and GG Allin. Guys who think they are hardcore for liking bands from Fueled By Ramen should castrated and hit with a hammer to save the world.
Fall Out Boy: Oh we'e so hardcore that we obey the rules in school. Soon enough, the young girls will be ours.
Parent: we cannot let our child listen to Led Zeppelin!
Guy 1: Why not?
Parent: cause Led Zeppelin is too talented!
Guy 1: What about Black Flag or New York Dolls?
Parent: NO! They're talented as well!
Guy 1: Then what can they listen to?
Parent: Bands from Fueled By Ramen, so my teens will stay stupid as they already are! Thanks to MTV, OC, American Idol, and High School Musical
Guy 2: You know what! There are many ways to get what you want, I use the best! I use anarchy! (pulls out a guitar and plays)
Parent: Oh no, music that relies on music rather popularity! (explode)
Parent: we cannot let our child listen to Led Zeppelin!
Guy 1: Why not?
Parent: cause Led Zeppelin is too talented!
Guy 1: What about Black Flag or New York Dolls?
Parent: NO! They're talented as well!
Guy 1: Then what can they listen to?
Parent: Bands from Fueled By Ramen, so my teens will stay stupid as they already are! Thanks to MTV, OC, American Idol, and High School Musical
Guy 2: You know what! There are many ways to get what you want, I use the best! I use anarchy! (pulls out a guitar and plays)
Parent: Oh no, music that relies on music rather popularity! (explode)
by sleez boy February 28, 2008
1. A Megadeth album
2. A Megadeth song
(1) United Abominations is the 11th studio album from heavy metal group Megadeth. United Abominations is conisdered the best album of 2007. It is truly a masterpiece already has some legendary songs. The songs in the album are heavy, fast, and thrashy. The album also contained a remake of "A Tout Le Mode" with "A Tout Le Mode (Set Me Free)" which featured Lacuna Coil singer (and sexy) Cristina Scabbia. The album artwork features Vic Rattlehead in a make over.
The best songs are
"Washington Is Next!"
"Gears of War"
"United Abominations"
"Play For Blood"
"Sleepwalkers"
"À Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)"
"Never Walk Alone... A Call To Arms"
Despite the greatness of the band, the radio, Grammy's, and mainstream America ignored the album and Megadeth once again. They (media) instead publicized Paramore (singer needs a dynamite in her mouth to go boom), Jimmy Eat World (Jimmy! Eat bullets!), My Crappy Romance (Lack Parade sucked), Kelly Clarkson (overated), Carrie Underwood (Before she sings), Taking Lack Sunday, Avril Lavigne (needs to shut her mouth), and Foul Out Boy.
However, United Abominations peaked at #8 on the charts thanks to fans and Gigantour. Megadeth shows what rock is all about! So, I suggest listening to it.
(2) A song from Megadeth, where the lyrics slams the United Nations. The song is slow, but then goes fast.
2. A Megadeth song
(1) United Abominations is the 11th studio album from heavy metal group Megadeth. United Abominations is conisdered the best album of 2007. It is truly a masterpiece already has some legendary songs. The songs in the album are heavy, fast, and thrashy. The album also contained a remake of "A Tout Le Mode" with "A Tout Le Mode (Set Me Free)" which featured Lacuna Coil singer (and sexy) Cristina Scabbia. The album artwork features Vic Rattlehead in a make over.
The best songs are
"Washington Is Next!"
"Gears of War"
"United Abominations"
"Play For Blood"
"Sleepwalkers"
"À Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)"
"Never Walk Alone... A Call To Arms"
Despite the greatness of the band, the radio, Grammy's, and mainstream America ignored the album and Megadeth once again. They (media) instead publicized Paramore (singer needs a dynamite in her mouth to go boom), Jimmy Eat World (Jimmy! Eat bullets!), My Crappy Romance (Lack Parade sucked), Kelly Clarkson (overated), Carrie Underwood (Before she sings), Taking Lack Sunday, Avril Lavigne (needs to shut her mouth), and Foul Out Boy.
However, United Abominations peaked at #8 on the charts thanks to fans and Gigantour. Megadeth shows what rock is all about! So, I suggest listening to it.
(2) A song from Megadeth, where the lyrics slams the United Nations. The song is slow, but then goes fast.
(1) Tom: Hey! I think MCR's "Black Parade" is the greatest album of all time!
Sleazy Guy: Uh, you said the same thing about Kelly Clarkson's new album.
Tom: So!
Sleazy Guy: Then, you said the same thing when Foul Out Boy release the crappy album.
Tom: Oh, ok, let me hear your best album, Mr. I think
Sleazy Guy *slaps Tom*: shut up and listen
"Sleepwalkers" play
Tom: This is too good! Wow, this guy is talented! Wow, those other bands I love are emberassing!
Sleazy Guy: I know, my suggestion is line them up against the wall and execute!
Tom: what's the name of this album?
Sleazy Guy: United Abominations (1) (2)!
Sleazy Guy: Uh, you said the same thing about Kelly Clarkson's new album.
Tom: So!
Sleazy Guy: Then, you said the same thing when Foul Out Boy release the crappy album.
Tom: Oh, ok, let me hear your best album, Mr. I think
Sleazy Guy *slaps Tom*: shut up and listen
"Sleepwalkers" play
Tom: This is too good! Wow, this guy is talented! Wow, those other bands I love are emberassing!
Sleazy Guy: I know, my suggestion is line them up against the wall and execute!
Tom: what's the name of this album?
Sleazy Guy: United Abominations (1) (2)!
by Sleez Boy April 08, 2008
Taking Back Sunday is a very popular and succesful band that came from Long Island. The band has fame, fortune, popularity, which makes up for it untalented and uninspiring music. The bands deadly predators are hard rock, black metal, grunge, and heavy metal bands with talent along with punk bands from the 70s and 80s. Taking Back Sunday is also afraid of singing and talent.
TBS Fan: Taking Back Sunday is the greatest rock n roll band of all!
Smart man: NO they aren't
Retarded man: ha ha, they suck
college girl: yeah they do suck, and that retard doesn't even know that he just crapped his pants
woman: yeah TBS does suck
sleazy guy: hahaha, you're a retard! Hey, if you lick the electrical outlet, you will become a mighty morphin power ranger.
TBS fan: really! cool!
*BUZZ*
sleazy guy: whoa! I didn't know she was gonna do that
Smart man: NO they aren't
Retarded man: ha ha, they suck
college girl: yeah they do suck, and that retard doesn't even know that he just crapped his pants
woman: yeah TBS does suck
sleazy guy: hahaha, you're a retard! Hey, if you lick the electrical outlet, you will become a mighty morphin power ranger.
TBS fan: really! cool!
*BUZZ*
sleazy guy: whoa! I didn't know she was gonna do that
by sleez boy February 28, 2008