Futurepoop

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

by slacketstew October 18, 2019

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 08, 2019

Foreskin crown

Tiara-like, placed on the representation of a self-assured man.

"1: Why don't you ever consider other opinions? Including your own?
2: I wear my foreskin crown proudly.
1: Ok."

by slacketstew December 09, 2019

Wabbithuntingspeak

The Spanish language, the reason India broke up with Spanishspeaking.

1: ¡Hola!
2: Don't spit that pig latin at me.
1: That wasn't ig-pay atin-lay, that was Spanish!
2: Don't spit that wabbithuntingspeak at me.
1: That wasn't wabbithuntingspeak, that was Spanish!

by slacketstew November 11, 2019

Livedoccing

Docking your penis in another man's foreskin.

He genuinely loves docking his foreskin with his boyfriend's cawk live, online. He's a lovedicking son of a gun. He docks online even on his Docs. He likes livedoccing all over town.

by slacketstew February 03, 2024

Heck

Onomatopoeic sound when you gag revolted.

1: Geezus, that smell's revolting!
2: Excuse me sorry thank you.
1: The heck!

by slacketstew February 27, 2022

Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

by slacketstew October 21, 2019