Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum

Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69

by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 07, 2024

Yummy cum

The thing that i drink daily at 6:00 pm

Jake: what are you drinking?

Michael: Some sticky yummy cum uwu
Jake: I don’t feel comfortable with you anymore *explodes into penises*

by skippythetoiletfan September 09, 2021

🐱 👤

the ninja cat emoji

Person 1: look dude!

Person 2: WHAT?
Person 1: 🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤
Person 2: stop bullying me because i dont have ninja cat emoji *dies*

by skippythetoiletfan November 06, 2021

Rain

when the sky pees

Random kid: haha god is peeping because it´s raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1!!1
Gustavo: *shots him 2763 times in the pp*
The art of rain, my children}

by skippythetoiletfan September 06, 2022

Skippy the toilet

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024

Skibussy

It's just fucking skibidi toilet pussy. What else did you expect.

Person P: I love Skibidi Toilet
Person Q: Bruh, skibidi toilet is dead, get over it
Person P: You gotta try some skibussy

The art of the almighty skibussy, my children

by skippythetoiletfan October 28, 2024