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Definitions by sir toby

Rugger bag 

A filthy sack of shite. Use this term to describe any little shit! Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Rugger bag by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

the lords prayer 

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun
The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"
the lords prayer by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio
Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"
Shingled inbringle by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Guddance 

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"
Guddance by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Yonnabout 

Short form of: "what are you on about". (What are you talking about). Takes the strain off the laden tongue by reducing 5 words and 6 syllables into 1 word and three syllables. Yon-a-bout. Often collocates with the insult crableg. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg!
Yonnabout by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!
Crableg by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!
Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!
Son of a bishop by Sir Toby June 2, 2007