Aids biscuit

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

gaybian

A generic term used to describe homosexuals of either sex, especially if the person under considerations' gender is somewhat hazey. Obviously a simple merge of gay and lesbian, Coined by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Look at that gaybian whipping that ginger kid's ass at the bar!

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

the lords prayer

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun

The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005