Aids biscuit

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
mugGet the Aids biscuitmug.

Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
mugGet the Crackslagmug.

Crableg

Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
mugGet the Crablegmug.

Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!
That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
mugGet the Smackbitchmug.

Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!
Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!
by Sir Toby June 02, 2007
mugGet the Son of a bishopmug.

Gay Snake

Used to describe slimy reptillian like people of a certain homosexual disposition, usually with the first name Sam (Sammy snake from the alphabet). Can be applied in many situations. Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Sam, really is a Gay Snake!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
mugGet the Gay Snakemug.

Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
mugGet the Guddancemug.