toe sock

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold
wow, these toe socks really keep me warm
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69

a really overrated number that boys obsess over. this should stop
cade: I came back to 69 messages on my phone
Boy: OOOOOOO
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Alex

he's supa kewl I wuv himmm but he's making a stay up late on a call with my friends and I wanna sleep!
Alex is awesome
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advice

don't trust Lucinda is Lit or Butterfly warrior. they want to kill the children and lock them in their basements
use this advice
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stanky fishy

when ur vajay-jay smells gross and like fish coz u haven't showered in dayyzzz
male: dayuummm that's a stanky fishy gurl
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Ugly

me
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