gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.
Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!
by Simon March 07, 2005
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88 mph

the speed needed to travel thru time
by simon February 16, 2003
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git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."
by simon January 22, 2004
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kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.
Omai wa kami wa usagi des!
by Simon April 03, 2005
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kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign
ive been kapping off school
by simon December 22, 2004
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schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.
She's a schoolyard mother!
by Simon March 16, 2004
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ploppies

A cute term for shit, manure, poo. I first heard the character Randy (the fat borderline retarded) brother on "My Name Is Earl" use this to refer to cow shit.
Earl, he made his hut out of cow ploppies. No woner why it has that smell!
When I cleaned my kitten's litter pan, she left a lot of ploppies because I fed her too much people food.
by Simon May 17, 2008
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