Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!
Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!
hmm..... a kid who is rich and asian.
theres another young jeong from korea.
by
simon
January 20, 2005
A close cousin of the
Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces
that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!
by
Simon
January 19, 2004
pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole
Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole
Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.
Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.
by
Simon
February 16, 2004
Buy a
bumfucknowhere
mug!
A pathological Liar
I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.
Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
by
Simon
December 21, 2006
