silent bob's definitions

Ass Missile

Very Large Suppository

I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.

by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

hamburger vagina

(See Furburger)When a pussy is plump and juicy but not tight

Man i fucked a whore last nite and ate her hamburger vagina

by Silent Bob January 17, 2003

jismopper

The guy that cleans up ejaculated semen from the floor in a strip club or similar establishment.

After Krazy Kate pole danced naked, the jismopper had to clean up the semen from the floor.

by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

rooster in the henhouse

When a man poses as a woman and gets outed.

We all know lady gaga is the gorgeous doll we see today but years ago it was believed that she was playing the rooster in the henhouse.

by Silent bob June 9, 2016

fairymount

a polite word for buggery

dount you dair attempt to fairymount me!
you gay muth f***er

by silent bob November 7, 2004

shwoogblaster

a shotgun

i shot the car thief with my shwoogblaster
i killed that dirty shwoog with my shwoogblaster

by silent bob March 26, 2004

terrihorrible

terrible and horrible combined together, making one word.

Thats a terrihorrible thing to say about someones deceased mother and father.

by Silent Bob February 3, 2004