burnt offerings

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.
I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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Dogpatch

dogpatch, or "the patch" is a poor part of Kansas City, Mo.
located just south of Truman road at Blue Ridge blvd. it is a trailer park on the side of a steep hill.
A drug infested community.
The best dope in town is in dogpatch.
by shomesomethin July 11, 2010
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Calimentality

The ignorant idea that life is somehow better in California than it is in any other state.
All the punks in jail, in just about any place except California have this dumbass Calimentality.
by shomesomethin July 14, 2010
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mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.
A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010
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Lee Oswald

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.
Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.
by shomesomethin June 30, 2010
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California Syndrome

A state of mind that all people who have migrated to california have been afflicted with, see also naivety, idiocy, airhead, dumbass. People with California syndrome are so foolish as to think that the whole world revolves around all things that happen in California, specifically L.A. and Hollywood. These poor people, for reasons unknown, feel they must dress, talk, act, and behave like their "Gods"; all of the actors who work in Hollywood, and make millions of dollars while having little or no talent whatsoever, who succeed by selling the worst films ever made, to their fellow Californians, along with their idea of what "trendy fashion" is.
Any group of people who would elect Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger as their state governor is collectively afflicted with California Syndrome.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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p-pad

A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.
Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010
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