Definitions by shiny-head, but not bald

fender bender 

idiot with no driving skills, no license no life and no social skills

probably a woman

fender bender by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

tittilate 

to reach puberty later than your peers

actually no...

tittilate by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

plank 

idiot person, like some people i wont mention, like Ben, like i said, i wont mention them...

Ben... yep thats about it

plank by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

2-by-4

Not a word, but still, its good for describing someone you have called a 'plank' a million times before...

how do i put this?

2-by-4 by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003