sheila in the car's definitions

Pyrex Victory

When one cooks with the American brand glassware and wins the battle to create a baked casserole that presents beautifully but loses the war to have created a delicious one.

Susan suffered a Pyrex Victory when she presented a yummy looking baked Ziti in her mother's glassware that tasted just awful.

by sheila in the car December 6, 2021

two slapper

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...

The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...

by sheila in the car May 18, 2009

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

St. Bernard

term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......

Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.

by sheila in the car January 1, 2011

near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

dixie

a fall....

Carl landed on his dog when he took a dixie over the beer cooler...

by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

nectar of the guys

beer

Before the party Carl filled his cooler with the nectar of the guys...

by sheila in the car May 17, 2009