Definitions by sheila in the car

run it through the garden 

slang/term used when requesting to include a full host of condiments/pickles/onions/tomatoes /lettuce in your sandwich order.

When asked how he wanted his roast beef sandwich ,Carl responded..."run it through the garden".

run it through the garden by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

throw a poke into 

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

throw a poke into by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

dinosaur dad by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

gap shot 

The view inadvertantly provided by a woman when uncrossing her legs such as in exiting a vehicle

Paparazzi know it is the money shot when they are able to catch a "gap shot" as an actress exits a limo

See Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,Sharon Stone

gap shot by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

captain bringdown 

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

captain bringdown by sheila in the car June 9, 2009

float rider 

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman

Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.

float rider by sheila in the car June 7, 2009

wrestlers

not boxers but the other white brief

Carl preferred wearing wrestlers to boxers ....or depends.

wrestlers by sheila in the car June 7, 2009