out of the big bed

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)

After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

by sheila in the car October 06, 2009

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eat,drink,fart

term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........

The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.

by sheila in the car August 12, 2010

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Swelter in place

From the law enforcement term regarding safety measure known as Shelter in Place...Swelter in Place is the situation one finds oneself in when faced with a heat wave and no air conditioning or when engaging in a sauna.

The never ending high summer temperatures caused many to Swelter in Place.

by sheila in the car August 07, 2018

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mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

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