by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com
by Shawn B. April 03, 2003

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.
by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

A circle with a radius of zero. Therefore, when it is graphed, the only thing present is its midpoint.
by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone slse thinks it's cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.
by Shawn B. May 02, 2003

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.
Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.
by Shawn B. May 31, 2003

Announcer Dude- We are at the 23rd Annual Archery Contest. The Undefeated Champion, Shawn B., is going against Monkeylegs McSlaughsson for the Pallas Trophy. The score now is 36-8, with Shawn B. in the lead.......
by Shawn B. May 09, 2003
