shawn b.'s definitions

pec dudes

Muscular dudes with big pecs, like bodybuilders or male models.

Most male college athletes are pec dudes. I can't wait to see some pecs.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

Gimme a kiss!

What you shout to somebody you like, either as a joke or as a way to get a kiss.

-Gimme a kiss!
-Ok
*kissing noises*

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

hamtaro

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

none needed

by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 1, 2003

fishlips

A person with huge lips that jut out from their mouth, resembling those of a fish.

Mr. X has fishlips; every time he kisses his wife, he washes her face:p

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Phrase shouted when all does NOT go as planned, or when the subject is feeling extreme dismay.

A- Oh,crap! the computer's dead! And I forgot to save my term paper...the one that's due in six hours! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

B- RatchetBoo: Uhhhhhh...Shawn, I've got bad news. Remember that school that's been begging you to go there? They put this in your bed...
*gives me the head of a saluki dog*

Me-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007