kidz bop

The soccer mom's attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.
No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.
by Shawn B. June 06, 2003
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9/12/01

The day the 'wannabe patriots' decided that they love America too.
On 9/10/01, hardly anybody had a US flag hanging on their house or stuck on their car window. When 9/12/01 rolled around, everyone had flags or bumpers stickers saying, 'God Bless America'.
by Shawn B. May 02, 2003
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Roe

Caviar or fish eggs; usually from a sturgeon, beluga, or some other fish.
by Shawn B. October 24, 2003
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hate

(noun): A feeling of intense dislike towards someone who either annoys/mistreats you. Like its opposite, love, hate is often misused and faked just to get what one wants, often leading to pain and suffering.
(verb): To behave in a childish, belittling attitude towards something/someone superior to oneself. This is often done when one is jealous of the superior thing/person.
1: I hate kidz bop so much!
2: Just because Eminem can rap and sing better than you doesn't give you the right to hate on him. Find your true calling and focus on it...
by Shawn B. June 11, 2003
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cookie-cutter culture

A better name for modern American society; basically, a culture in which conformity to any and all trends, no matter how stupid/hurtful/stereotypical they are, is valued over intelligence and individuality.
All Black/African-Americans are expected to be top-notch basketball players, drug dealers, hos, pimps, morons...it goes on ad infinitum.
by Shawn B. December 04, 2003
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bootie chaser

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.
Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"
by Shawn B. April 14, 2003
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freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.
What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....
by Shawn B. June 09, 2003
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