shawn b.'s definitions

Woo-Woo

A fat guy who loves body-slamming people, eating cake, and rolling down steep inclines at 95 mph.

If Alex and Woo-Woo fought, Alex would win, because he's quick and weighs 950 less than Woo-Woo

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

UrbanChauvinism

The common assumption that most UrbanDictionary authors are male. Well, surprise, gentlemen, that's not true! A lot of the better definitions here come from female authors, to be honest.

Nearly everyone here thinks that RatchetBoo's male, but it's really a female. Yes, I said *FEMALE*! That's right, let it soak in those EverQuest-ravaged brains of yours!

by Shawn B. November 23, 2003

childish

See Ellen, Project Pekingese, and soccer mom

I hate childish people, especially if they are authority figures.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Haxor

One who uses leet and/or hacks into people's computers. Known for their abandonment of proper spelling and grammar.

Haxors are destroying the English language as we speak!

by Shawn B. May 16, 2003

pwip

Sound made by a Blue Parakeet when:
A- You try to pet it
B- It's fighting another parakeet
C- They try to peck you
D- (Sometimes) when they're flying/hopping around

Frenchie goes pwip at night

by Shawn B. September 12, 2003

W00tenanny

A clandestine meeting of Haxors over the Internet.

The chat room was full of haxors- today was a major w00tenanny.

by Shawn B. October 24, 2003

ball and chain

Something/someone holding you back from what you really want to do.

No, I don't want a BF right now; my chores and schoolwork are my ball and chain.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003