shaquille oatmeal's definitions

crocs

Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.

Wow... Is Isla wearing the limited edition Gucci crocs?! That's So fricken tight.

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Elese

Elese (an alternate spelling to the name Elise):
Elese is an outgoing and smart person with a great sense of humor and can turn anything into a joke. Elese is a supportive and kind daughter, sister, cousin, and friend as well. Elese can sing but not many people know. She looks at herself too highly sometimes but makes up for it by being silly and adorable. Her sense of style is very laid back and relaxed. Elese is an amazing friend to have who is always down to go for a skateboard ride or watch keeping up with the Kardashians with you.

There goes Elese. She's the one in the crocs and socks. I love that girl so much.

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Lets get this bread

let's get this bread refers to making money (because money=dough and dough=bread)

Ryan walked into work and greeted his buddy Jacob by saying ¨Yoooo!!! Lets get this bread¨

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Lets get this bread

let's get this bread refers to making money (because money=dough and dough=bread)

Ryan walked into work and greeted his buddy Jacob by saying ¨Yoooo!!! Lets get this bread¨

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

yoink

when you feness some squeaker in fortnite ;)

GET YOINKED BITCH

by Shaquille Oatmeal March 20, 2019

The Notebook

The heartwarming novel turned film created by Nicholas Sparks about the two young lovers Ally and Noah who are torn apart by class differences and war. By far one of the most iconic and best Romantic movies and novels ever. In the movie, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams do a phenomenal job portraying their characters. Ally and Noah are soul mates and find their way back to each other after 7 torturous years apart and grow old together. The elderly Ally is diagnosed with Alzheimer's and writes down the story of their love (in THE NOTEBOOK) so that Noah could read it to her in the future when her memory is almost completely gone. The ending is bitter-sweet but more sweet than bitter tbh.

¨Mallory says we have to watch The Notebook for our movie night because I have never seen it¨
¨Youve never seen The Notebook?! Yes! We have to watch it!¨

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Gomsrud

1,584,610th Most Common Surname in the World
origin: Norway
pronounced GOHMS- rude
I was unable to find a meaning for this Norweigan surname
no records about Gomsrud being used as a first name.
Surname Gomsrud is used most in the USA and Norway

The Surname Gomsrud is of Norweigan origin and is very unique and special

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019