YNLM

"You never loved me"

Person 1: Please don't leave me, I love you!
Person 2: Ynlm, you just wanted emotional-support...

by shane_y May 19, 2020

flemboy

A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.

Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...

by shane_y May 15, 2020

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020

Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020

rapefruit

When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you

by shane_y April 11, 2020

nlknwkldnoiandlkasnd

how did you even find this?

Person 1: Woah that dude is lucky, he smashed his keyboard and found a definition!
Person 2: nlknwkldnoiandlkasnd

by shane_y April 24, 2020