YNLM

"You never loved me"

Person 1: Please don't leave me, I love you!
Person 2: Ynlm, you just wanted emotional-support...

by shane_y May 19, 2020

rapefruit

When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you

by shane_y April 12, 2020

nlknwkldnoiandlkasnd

how did you even find this?

Person 1: Woah that dude is lucky, he smashed his keyboard and found a definition!
Person 2: nlknwkldnoiandlkasnd

by shane_y April 25, 2020

INLY

"I never loved you"

Person 1: Hey baby, I love you!
Person 2: Don't talk to me, inly...

by shane_y June 07, 2020

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 25, 2020

Shane Chadwell

An absolute, no doubt, GOD upon men. No one in history has ever, or WILL EVER be better than this man, he is the best possible human, the best possible anything in that fact. If you have the HONOR to speak to this GOD, you better treat him with the utmost RESPECT, because you're so lucky to even be in the same TIME FRAME as this man.

Person 1: I think I made a new religion, our god is Shane Chadwell. It's just nothing beats that man, he's just way too good at anything and everything, nothing beats him, nothing is better than him, nothing will ever beat, nothing will ever be good enough to even compare to him. I mean, you can't even compare him to anything, he's just way too high of a stat to even be compared to anything.
Person 2: Oh my god... You're so right...

by shane_y May 15, 2020