Urban Dictionary: Definitions by shane

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020

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flemboy

A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.

Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...

by shane_y May 15, 2020

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Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020

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Shane Chadwell

An absolute, no doubt, GOD upon men. No one in history has ever, or WILL EVER be better than this man, he is the best possible human, the best possible anything in that fact. If you have the HONOR to speak to this GOD, you better treat him with the utmost RESPECT, because you're so lucky to even be in the same TIME FRAME as this man.

Person 1: I think I made a new religion, our god is Shane Chadwell. It's just nothing beats that man, he's just way too good at anything and everything, nothing beats him, nothing is better than him, nothing will ever beat, nothing will ever be good enough to even compare to him. I mean, you can't even compare him to anything, he's just way too high of a stat to even be compared to anything.
Person 2: Oh my god... You're so right...

by shane_y May 15, 2020

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