shaggy's definitions

enis

penis without the p.
used to insult somebody.

hey you are the most annoying enis in the world

by shaggy January 13, 2006

Aiza

Aiza is one of the coolest Canadian's around town. She totally owns the JT and also dominates Hanes HerWay underwear company. If you looked up the word Aiza in the dictionary you would probably find the words, "great, awesome possum, wench, wifeh, totally rad, worship her or die, etc. etc." Oh wait...you just did...

"Hey man, you know that Aiza chick?" "Oh yeah, her, dude, she's so hip she can't see past her pelvis!" "d00d."

Oh Aiza, I know her... now there's a wench!

by Shaggy April 24, 2003

hubberd

someonewho is a mother but also is crap at being the mothering type

hey there is my hubberd

by shaggy April 15, 2005

spamble

the act of rubbing two penguins together in order to produce heat, creats a shrill squeeking sound, somewhat similar to that of rubbing two ballons together

"Shew, its cold dont you think?"
"Sure is, we need heat lets spamble"

by shaggy September 1, 2004

choker

adj.
when a girl puts your dick so far in her mouth she chokes...but not to death.

"dude, last night this girl gave me a choker!"

by Shaggy March 9, 2005

acid

acid n.
Acid is a ridiculously powerful drug. It's measured in micrograms (that's 10 to the negative 6, kids). A few hundred micrograms is enough for a fairly decent trip that'll last between 8-12 hours.
Guaranteed to blow your freakin' mind. I strongly suggest listening to the Grateful Dead while under the influence. It is not advisable to drive or operate heavy machinery while tripping. Going to work or attending class while zonked out of your gourd is also discouraged; the fact that your pupils will swallow your entire eye is a dead give away that you're on something.

I took a few doses of acid last night... and I'm still trippin' this morning =)

by Shaggy March 25, 2004

old hat

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.

Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'

by Shaggy April 20, 2005