shady's definitions

My band

Good song (fuck what you think) and easy to make a parody of.

These chicks don't even know what i do with my hand.
I play with the parts that make me a man.
Enough comes out to fill a sauce pan.
Now do you know what i do with my hand?

by Shady June 12, 2004

jailbait

1) An underage girl that u want to tap but can't because it's illegal.
2) Bubba's Bitch. Soap-dropper. Pillow Chomper. Pickle Smoocher

1) Wow in 1 year i can tap that 'cuz she won't be jailbait anymore.
2)Hold on to the soap or you will become Jailbait.

by Shady June 13, 2004

San Diego Chargers

THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Has theb best running back of all time in LaDainian Tomlinson!

Mommy, what is the best and worst team of all time?
Honey, the best team is the San Diego Chargers, and everyone knows the worst team is the Oakland Raiders!

by ShAdY July 26, 2004

crapola

1- a totally shady inspired word meaning full of crap.
2- term often used to express the beliefs of fundies.
3- something or someone that is beyond belief.
3- an extreme example of those who are full of crap: i.e., crapola-ites.

You are so full of crapola; you have got to be a crapola-ite.

by shady October 29, 2003

Las Vegas

The worst city in the world. Filled with dumbasses, rejects, dumb street hoes, gooey, porn filled streets, smoke filled rooms, and too much gambling. Hotter than hell and dirty as fuck. Disgusting in every possible way and not even 1 billionth as good as San Diego

Want to go to hell on earth? Sure, then let's go to Las Vegas.

by ShAdY July 25, 2004

steve hawkings

A scientist in a wheel chair. He uses a machine to talk.

Guy 1: Man, I'm bored
Guy 2: Let's play Steve Hawking's Off-Road Wheelchair Fury.

by Shady July 7, 2004

Detroit

The current residence of the greatest MC of all time, Eminem. 2nd only to San Diego. If you hate the D, go to hell!

Detroit is the birthplace of Obie Trice

by ShAdY July 26, 2004