23 definitions by sgt. pepper

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by sgt. pepper August 7, 2005

heaven

An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.

Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god

by sgt. pepper May 15, 2005

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

by sgt. pepper May 11, 2005

Yoko Ono

an adjective used to describe someone who destroys something great.

Courtney Love was Nirvana's Yoko Ono.

by sgt. pepper May 11, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

by sgt. pepper May 11, 2005

Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte. Evil band. Whiney "punk" band...well they call themselves punk. Band consists of Joel,Benji,Chris,and Billy...their songs are made up of simple music and even more simple lyrics. Usually listened to by nonconformist conformists who shop at Hot-Topic but still bitch about large corporations ruining their perfect anarchist life.

Shit...pure and total shit...listen to the Sex Pistols or The Clash instead.

by sgt. pepper August 6, 2005

south park

A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.

Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.

by sgt. pepper June 6, 2006