Correct pronunciation of the five letter word 'JESUS' by southern baptist evangelists. Properly introduced below. The final syllable is strongly under accented, almost as if the mouth had dropped open blankly after the final 's' sound.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Get the jaheeyazussah mug.What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Get the my friend mug.Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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The magic material Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four invented so that superheroes wouldn't shred / burn / rip up their clothing when they used their superpowers. Now used figuratively to mean some material that you just can't get rid of or rip up.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Get the unstable molecules mug.In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Get the self-shaft mug.Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"
You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!
President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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