Definitions by seans

^_^ 

one happy motherfucker

ZOMG me and Lao held hands ^_^

^_^ by seans August 30, 2008

fake modesty 

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.

Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.

fake modesty by seans December 24, 2007

facebook hemorrhoid 

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

facebook hemorrhoid by seans November 28, 2007

Chien-Ming Wang 

The only reason Taiwanese people know about the Yankees and Major League Baseball. Only when Wang is pitching will people in Taiwan watch baseball.

They only sell Chien-Ming Wang baseball jerseys in Taiwan.

Chien-Ming Wang by seans May 22, 2007

beanglish 

A portmanteau of "Beaner" and "English." This is the hard to distinguish English spoken by many Hispanic immigrants who can speak some English, but with a heavy accent.

I couldn't understand the Beanglish coming out of the janitor's mouth.

beanglish by seans April 28, 2007

red sox 

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

red sox by seans March 4, 2007