Chien-Ming Wang

The only reason Taiwanese people know about the Yankees and Major League Baseball. Only when Wang is pitching will people in Taiwan watch baseball.

They only sell Chien-Ming Wang baseball jerseys in Taiwan.

by seans May 22, 2007

^_^

one happy motherfucker

ZOMG me and Lao held hands ^_^

by seans August 30, 2008

fake modesty

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.

Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.

by seans December 24, 2007

panda trainer

a racial slur for chinese people stemming from the fact that there are pandas in china.

Random white guy: you fucking panda trainer go back to china.

by seans October 13, 2009

mudsauce

viscous, mud-like poo

That burrito I had earlier made me make a gratuitous amount of mudsauce in my toilet.

by seans December 07, 2009

red sox

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

by seans March 04, 2007