a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.

Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

vageorge

When a female looks like a dude.

Did you see Bob totally hittin on that vageorge last night? She had more facial hair than he did!

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Small Dick Energy

Using your platform and followers to abuse females online

The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity

by Seamus March 24, 2023

vajunk

The female form of junk.
synonym of vagina

I punched her right in the vajunk.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

vajew

an unfortunately prudent female.

I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

by seamus October 10, 2003