scott's definitions

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

ins

Short for Inspectah Deck, of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Now why try and test, the Rebel INS?
Blessed since the birth, I earth-slam your best

by Scott April 25, 2004

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003