scott's definitions

bleoch

It's what snoop uses to clean his whites.

Yo snoop whatchoo usin for ur whites?

bleoch!

by scott January 4, 2005

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

Jihugen

Main Entry: 1large
Pronunciation: Gi-hue-gen
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): jihugen·er; jihugen·est
Etymology: Made up
Date: 20th century
1 : Really large in size
2 : AMPLE, ABUNDANT b : EXTENSIVE, BROAD
3 a : exceeding most other things of like kind especially in quantity or size : BIG b : dealing in great numbers or quantities
- jihugen·ness noun
- jihugen·ish /Ji-hue-gen-ish/ adjective

A jihugen and highly profitable business.

by Scott November 3, 2003

fagical

Modus Operandi of a homosexual.

That guy Steve thinks these curtains don't match those window trimmings. What fragical thinking.

by Scott May 17, 2004

-tastic

suffix, to be added to a word to add emphasis, either bad or good

Hey Ryan, that project is really crap-tastic!

Hey Godfrey, that is the most cool-tastic shirt.

by scott April 29, 2003

8 Mile

A person that plays on Halo, who is a total douche bag, and enjoys getting blowjobs from a bus driver named jenny.

8 mile is getting a bj while he acts like a douche on Halo.

by Scott April 22, 2005

Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.

"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"

by Scott October 19, 2004