scott's definitions

cock jedi

a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her

that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?

by Scott January 1, 2005

gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.

When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.

by Scott January 9, 2005

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

xael

the greatest warrior ever known

I saw Xael pwn so many people, it was amazing.

Xael is truly undisputed when it comes to combat prowess.

by scott December 31, 2003

alarm

Someone who is clearly homosexual and in denial.

Scott is a total alarm and he doesn't know it.

by Scott June 18, 2005

bugger

Australian, derived from buggering, which means anal intercourse. Now mostly used as a slang word as an exclamation of surprise or discontent. May be used to refer to a creature or human.

Discontent: Well I'll be buggered!, Disappointment: Oh bugger me, Referal to friend or colleague: The stupid bugger, Anal sex: Oh he buggered me all night

by Scott June 25, 2004

maestro

The greatest freestyler in modern day hip hop. See also bone

Maestro laced some mother fuckin tight ryhmes today nigga.

by Scott September 9, 2003