scott's definitions

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

Tinkerbell

A rollerblader, one who actively participates in the sport of strapping a line of wheels to one's feet.

Skateboarder 1: "Dude, check out that tinkerbell over there"
Skateboarder #2: "yeah, I wish I had a set of legs like that guy."

by scott May 7, 2004

eighty-six

To end something; specifically to dump a boyfriend/girlfriend or stop seeing someone.

Still going out with Leslie? No, I eighty-sixed her a couple weeks ago.

by Scott January 21, 2005

clown shoes

Clown Shoes: derieved from the latin word biggimus shoesius, it can either mean A) that is totally wack and of the hizzle or B) thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

A)"hey jimmy, i got an A on my test!" Wow billy, thats clown shoes!"
B)Hey jimmy,lets go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
"hey billy, thats fucking clown-shoes

by scott July 7, 2004

manbeaver

A man beaver is a male anus.

I know Andy says he is not gay, but last night he let some dude put it in his manbeaver

by Scott December 15, 2003

ghetto rider

1>an exceptionally ugly car.
2>a pimp car under 10 grand, usually purple with gold trim.

1>wow, this escort is a ghetto rider.
2>shit, check out that phat ghetto rider, did you see the rust and gold chrome and don't forget the DVD player inside.

by scott January 3, 2004