scott's definitions

929

Mazda 929 was mazdas luxury rear wheel drive boat car that was designed to compeate with bmws and caddys, now all its good for is a cheap winter drifter so you can practice your dori dori skills threwout the winter and then be ready for action in your 240 in the summer! the car has heated seats, a weak tranny, and auto swivle vents. its a sweet party car good for driving around a large group of your buddys during the winter months. also does amazing burnouts and is verry well balanced for drifto also when you rip it sideways threw a neighborhood people will just think your some crazy old man who lost control of his car and not look at you tehehe

Bro lets go to the 929 and go drifto in the streets!

by Scott January 22, 2005

shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.

I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.

by Scott June 1, 2004

contraoscuorbulate

When large breasts move in opposite circles during dancing

Beth, a double D blonde with no bra, was wildly gyrating to "Sweet Child of Mine" after several Captain and Cokes.

by Scott November 4, 2004

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

drunk fuck

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.

Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.

by Scott May 17, 2004

cluster fuck

Any activity involving 3 or more people or 2 or more cars.

I tried to meet those guys at the movies but it all turned into a big cluster fuck

by scott January 17, 2004