schteve's definitions

cruise missile

As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.

"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"

by Schteve April 1, 2003

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 3, 2003

gland canyon

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage

Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.

by Schteve March 19, 2005

boodgy

(adjective) Referring to a particularly nasty, scary, hairy, usually fast-moving spider.

Note: a cute Daddy-Long-Legs would NOT qualify.

There's a really boodgy spider in the northeast corner of the shed.

You'd better watch out for that boodgy spider about to bungee down onto your head.

by Schteve December 16, 2004

Bum

The posterior. Habitat for Australian and English PM's where they live off bumsweat.

"The moisture that you see on the seat of your pants is bumsweat"

by schteve April 1, 2003