Definitions by scharky

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

storked up by scharky January 31, 2018

furminism 

A branch of feminism that considers hairy armpits and/or legs to be a demonstration of female independence and individuality.

Amy, a follower of furminism, doesn't shave her legs or armpits.

furminism by scharky October 4, 2016

grillista 

A female who barbecues, especially with great skill and passion; a female pitmaster.

Diana showed off her grillista skills by barbecuing juicy pepper steaks and succulent pineapple.

grillista by scharky August 2, 2016

temals 

\'tā-mȏls\
tay-malls
Phrase (2014)

1. Acronym of the expression TMALSS: "To make a long story short".

2. Lacking lengthy explanations or trivial details.

3. Just the facts, in a nutshell

"Temals, we got hopelessly lost and had to hitchhike back to the hotel."

"Our trip to New Orleans was terrible, temals."

temals by scharky September 3, 2014

valor thief 

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR

"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."

valor thief by scharky August 15, 2014

stealing valor 

steal-ing val-or \stēl-ing va-lər\

verb (2014)

1. To fraudulently pose as a member or veteran of the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity, usually in order to gain undeserved honors, awards, or recognition.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THIEF, VALOR THEFT

"By falsely claiming to be a veteran of the Coast Guard, and using fake veteran status to promote her website, Jane is stealing valor from veterans who truly deserve recognition."

stealing valor by scharky August 15, 2014

sportmanteau

The combination of two or more words to create a new word, specifically in the world of sports. Also known as a frankenword or blend.

Baseketball, from basketball and baseball, from the movie of the same name featuring South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone, is a sportmanteau.

Joggling, from jogging and juggling, is a sportmanteau.

Parasailing, from parachute and sailing, is a sportmanteau.

sportmanteau by scharky October 9, 2013