scharky's definitions

peoplesicle

a person contained in a cryogenic chamber.

Science hasn't yet discovered how to reanimate peoplesicles preserved by cryogenic freezing.

by scharky January 11, 2023

Kaufman Effect

Occurring when biological men identifying as transgender women dominate female athletics; refers to Andy Kaufman defeating female wrestlers in the 1970s as part of his comedic act.

When transgender women (biological men) join female athletic teams and deprive women of their right to compete fairly with other biological women, that's the Kaufman Effect.

by scharky August 6, 2019

AMAP

As Much As Possible; compare ASAP (As Soon As Possible).

i always backlink my amazon and etsy shops so i can maximize sales AMAP.

by scharky January 5, 2022

Gromatillo

A green tomatillo.

Gromatillo is a portmanteau of "green" and "tomatillo".

by scharky February 15, 2024

YOYO

You're Only Young Once.

a term to relieve anxieties about things that young people do, and can only get away with because they're young, wild, and take risks, and won't be able to get away with such things once they become responsible adults.

"My daughter wants to dress up like a penguin, and a princess, and a firefighter for Halloween--all at the same time."
"So let her. YOYO."

"Should we let Brad go to Cancun with his friends for spring break?"
"Definitely. YOYO."

by scharky September 29, 2021