scharky's definitions

retrosault

a backward somersault.

Ashley rolled backward, performing a perfect retrosault.

by scharky January 1, 2022

YOYO

You're Only Young Once.

a term to relieve anxieties about things that young people do, and can only get away with because they're young, wild, and take risks, and won't be able to get away with such things once they become responsible adults.

"My daughter wants to dress up like a penguin, and a princess, and a firefighter for Halloween--all at the same time."
"So let her. YOYO."

"Should we let Brad go to Cancun with his friends for spring break?"
"Definitely. YOYO."

by scharky September 29, 2021

misqueue

to sign up for, or enter the incorrect dungeon or raid, in an MMO like World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy 14.

"I meant to sign up for LFR, but I queued for a random heroic dungeon instead."
"Misqueue, dude."

by scharky August 8, 2021

Sittle

To settle down in a sitting position.

After work, Ashley wanted to sittle down in her favorite comfy chair and binge Handmaid's Tale.

by scharky August 6, 2021

Kaufman Effect

Occurring when biological men identifying as transgender women dominate female athletics; refers to Andy Kaufman defeating female wrestlers in the 1970s as part of his comedic act.

When transgender women (biological men) join female athletic teams and deprive women of their right to compete fairly with other biological women, that's the Kaufman Effect.

by scharky August 6, 2019

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

by scharky January 31, 2018

furminism

A branch of feminism that considers hairy armpits and/or legs to be a demonstration of female independence and individuality.

Amy, a follower of furminism, doesn't shave her legs or armpits.

by scharky October 4, 2016