Definitions by satan

durham local 

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

durham local by satan February 28, 2005

vodka nigger 

a person of Russian origin; one who drinks large amounts of vodka.

korbachov of however you spell it

vodka nigger by satan February 23, 2005

hell 

Consider the following: Earth.

Your not living in heaven.
Life on earth is hurtful, mean, tormenting.

hell by Satan February 11, 2005

Red Sox 

Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.

Oh are you a red sox fan?

Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.

Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!

Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.

Curt Schilling is our savior

He is also the biggest faggot too.

Hey i have a tiny dick

Yea you must be a Red Sox fan

Red Sox by Satan January 22, 2005

DarthBocsius 

The homosexual butt mod for the IGN message boards.

Little momma's boy.

Ignorant.

insert gay hardcore here

DarthBocsius by Satan January 22, 2005

double bagger 

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

double bagger by Satan January 7, 2005

kwijbo 

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape

Used by Bart in an episode of the Simpsons
while playing Scrabble with his family.

Homer Simpson is an PERFECT example of a kwijbo.

kwijbo by Satan January 4, 2005