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Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009

BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

Turbo Pussy

A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.

Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!

by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.

Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?

by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010

Live-aboard

Both a noun and a verb, referring to someone who lives aboard a boat, e.g., 'They live aboard their boat' or 'he is a live-aboard'. Can be temporary or permanent, for the length of a dive, vacation, season, lifetime or retirement. If of a more permanent nature, refers to someone who likes the carefree lifestyle associated with living on a boat vs. the responsibility of living in a dwelling on land

One to another: My Dad is retiring soon and he's going to sell his house and become a live-aboard.

Another: No way!

One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.

by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009