saqib simp's definitions

Dom Bess

Dom Bess is the greatest off spinner known to mankind, known for his toe crushing yorkers and his drag downs that get caught at point.

Dom Bess loopy yorker

by saqib simp June 2, 2021

Joe Denly

Joe Denly is the greatest batsman ever, known for his low test strike rate and his leg spin pies.

Joe Denly got 30 off 100 today!

by saqib simp June 2, 2021

FFS Lads

A term used on the WeCricket Discord as a reaction Lord Shardul making someone spontaneously combust.

FFS Lads, Lord Shardul's made another one spontaneously combust again!

by saqib simp June 2, 2021

#OnOn

What Michael Vaughan puts at the end of his tweets. No one knows what it means its just funny innit.

Used by a lot of us in the WeCricket Discord server now.

Morning all .. have a lovely day !! #OnOn

by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Wirral

Grim part of Merseyside, everyone there claims to be scousers when they are not. Plazzy Scousers who need to shut it.

Person:"Mate you going to the Wirral"
Responder: "Lol fuck off"

by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Axar Patel

Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).

Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares

by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Hector Legge

Loud kid, has kids in the shed

:)

Hector Legge likes Jos Buttler and loves Oasis

by saqib simp May 31, 2021