samuel adams's definitions

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

ass bass

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.

nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by samuel adams February 21, 2005

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by samuel adams February 8, 2005

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005