sammer of the gods's definitions

belly scrapenz

(belly•SCRAPE•enz)n. any food that falls and hangs onto or stains one's shirt, tie or coat that are later consumed by the offender or a pet.

Mr. Jones snarfed some belly scrapenz off his tie with the space shuttle on it.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006

lung lounge

(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.

BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

bung knuckle

(bung•NUCK•ehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,

my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

crawdaddy

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006