Definitions by sam ward

goblin 

1) An unruly child.

2) Any child that has not learned manners or ettiquette, especially a newborn baby.

"Did you hear that my sister popped a goblin?"

"Really? Now there's going to be a goblin running around her house! Ha ha! You are an uncle!"

goblin by sam ward June 15, 2007

Meatus Wangus 

1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs

When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.

Meatus Wangus by sam ward June 15, 2007

Wangus Maximus 

1) Extremely massive male reproductive organs.

2)Huge meat

I don't like to brag, but the doctor told me I have a rare condition called Wangus Maximus. Want to see?

Wangus Maximus by sam ward June 15, 2007

Wangus Meenus 

1) Undersized, unimpressive male reproductive organs.

2) Small meat.

That waitress told me that the chef has Wangus Meenus. I don't know how he can live with small meat.

Wangus Meenus by sam ward June 15, 2007

the blurst 

1) The best of the worst

2) The best of times and the worst of times

1) That new goregrind band is the blurst!

2) My family reniuon was the blurst! It started off great, and then everyone got drunk and started fighting.

the blurst by sam ward June 15, 2007

the suck 

1)The one thing in the world that sucks the most at a given moment in time.

2)someone who sucks as bad as they possibly can.

3)the worst thing ever

1) Yeah, my car just broke down today and I couldn't get a ride to work. It was the suck.

2) My buddy, Pat, went back to jail again. Ha Ha! He is the suck!

3)This jalapeno milkshake is the suck!

the suck by sam ward June 15, 2007

Real-boy 

1) a regular person, caught up in their day-to-day activities, with no unusual interests or ideas

2)a normal man

Etymology: Refers to Pinnochio wanting to be a real boy

"That girl is married, has a mortgage, a honda, and two goblins. She is just a real-boy like the rest of us."

Real-boy by sam ward June 15, 2007