sam's definitions

platamapus

Jessica Simpson's word for 'platypus', the duck-billed animal.

I thought it was platamapus? It's platypus??

by Sam December 30, 2004

Lithium

A mind controlling substance used until 1950 in the popular lemon-lime soda 7-Up.

I don't care what you think Laura, 7-Up contained lithium!!!

by Sam November 22, 2004

portugally

a portugese person who lives in Newark, NJ... a.k.a. Phil Valente

Hey John, look it's the portugally Phil.

by Sam January 27, 2005

samol

Piece of shit boy who trys to be a man.
Claims to pick up on the lady folk and says that he is a real "Rico Suave". He is the real queer boy who cannot get close to girls. He just tries to show off in front of his friends, but has no skills picken up the ladies. He is afraid of every race not to his own, because they all slam him because of his small pee pee. He must be from Viet...

Related to Versaci, and Monti

by sam April 3, 2004

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

semyon

someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne

Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon

by Sam October 11, 2004

stoner

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

by sam October 14, 2004