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Tenor

The highest male singing voice. Usually plays the hero, the lover in opera or musical plays. They get all of the best pieces written for the male voice.

The countertenor has the normal range, speaking and singing, as a regular tenor, but is capable of singing in the contralto, mezzo-soprano, and, sometimes, even soprano ranges. They use falsetto, rather than their lower range, when singing.

The lyric tenor is the lighter, sweeter sounding, while the dramatic tenor has a stronger, richer, more heroic voice.
There's the Heldentenor, and he looks interested in the dramatic soprano, all decked out in her brass chestplate and horned helmet.
by Sam October 27, 2004
mugGet the Tenormug.

Bast

A person, ususally a male that wears bulky glasses refered to as Bast Glasses and loves to show his Bast pride by wearing flamboyant neon jackets which are called Bast Jackets.

The official Bast website is Http://www.angelfire.com/scary/bast and i have found it very useful in my studies
1. Oh well ya bast!

2. My dad use to be a Bast but someone stole his glasses.

3. Man, that Bast is mugging me, i'm about to show him who's boss.

4. That Bast loves his bast jacket, he never leaves home without it.
by Sam December 4, 2003
mugGet the Bastmug.

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
by Sam January 19, 2005
mugGet the White Christmasmug.

hedwin

originates from the young man Ed-the-head. named edwin has a humogous head.
full name edwin-the-HEDWIN
Hello edwin the hedwin, how do you do
(normally followed by 'git lost you big freaks!')
by sam February 13, 2004
mugGet the hedwinmug.

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.
My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker
by sam April 5, 2004
mugGet the custard chuckermug.

Ja Rule

The cookie monster of rap.he tries to sing but cant cause he sucked so much dick he screwwed up his voice
by Sam October 17, 2004
mugGet the Ja Rulemug.

losa

The shortened version of loser, said exactly the same and means the same thing.
Man shes a losa!
Yeah i know!!
by Sam August 8, 2004
mugGet the losamug.

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