sam's definitions

County Prep

vo tech school where cool guy like samuel goes too...

samuel goes to county prep.

by sam February 18, 2003

special k

otherwise known as ketamine,k. special k is a dissociative that can either be snorted or injected into the muscle. it makes you unable to control your body like a tranquilizer would. what it does on the mind is another story. it sems like you enter into a different world were you dont understand anything that is going on.

eg a friend of m ine didnt understand what she was meant to do with a chair. ie what way she was meant to sit on it.

by sam February 17, 2004

tosswinkle

Made myself, well at least i hope nobody else has come up with it. Means somewhere between a tosser and terriwinkle... just a stupid thing to call your friends when they be dumb

'Err your a tosswinkle craig!'

by sam July 27, 2004

Cartactics

The art of having bad tactics for starting a car.
Derived from england

when starting a car it goes rrrRRRRRROoOoOOoOoOoOMMMM

by Sam March 25, 2005

cabbie

short hand speak for 'cant be arsed'

doin ne homework?
nah i cabbie

by sam April 12, 2005

Walshey

An outburst of pent up anger and aggression, esp. involving football.
Origin, related to unknown football fan (supporter of Nottingham Forest?)

Striker misses gilt edged opportunity, Fan A smashes his chair in frustration
Fan B: "Don't have a Walshey!"

by Sam January 19, 2004

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004