sam's definitions

blorp

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

by sam May 4, 2004

:)

a smiling face but not as happy as :D

:)!!!
Are you happY?
oh yeah!

by Sam August 11, 2004

Lamb21

the coolest fucking person EVER to live!

Lamb21 rules! We should all know her!

by Sam December 27, 2004

gile

something that is dangerous and not likely to succeed against.

"Whoa eating that whole burger was gile"

by sam June 19, 2006

special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

by Sam October 11, 2004

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

jairs

A counter-strike player on 56k.

His connection lets him handle 3 bit packets per second, and approximately 2 vowels and 8 consonants per 3 seconds on the microphone.

See 56k and slow and diol.

God damn this jairs piece of jairs I wish this jairs didn't jairs on me GOD JAIRS DAMN JAIRS THIS!

by sam April 10, 2004