sam's definitions

crunk

a curse word coined by Conan O'brien that would not be bleeped out

by sam May 2, 2003

Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 30, 2004

crunk

To be Chronicly drunk, to be high and drunk at the same time...not crazy drunk, even thought that happens when u smoke and drink

Let's go smoke a bleeze and get crunk

by Sam January 11, 2005

margaret cho

A wonderful female comedienne from San Francisco's infamous Polk Street. Her parents worked at a bookstore and her mother enjoyed gay pornography.

In a couple of words, Margaret Cho is the only woman who can make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. She is amazingly talented, extremely intelligent, intuitive and most of all, but not least, a fag hag.

Dude, Margaret Cho rocks my homosexual socks.

by Sam January 3, 2005

DIDO

same as what the other person in the conversation said.

what are you doing? nothing. Diddo

by Sam May 10, 2004

losa

The shortened version of loser, said exactly the same and means the same thing.

Man shes a losa!
Yeah i know!!

by Sam August 8, 2004

hedwin

originates from the young man Ed-the-head. named edwin has a humogous head.
full name edwin-the-HEDWIN

Hello edwin the hedwin, how do you do
(normally followed by 'git lost you big freaks!')

by sam February 13, 2004