Skip to main content

sam's definitions

NONK

this can mean anything you want it can be used as an insult or as a silly name to call someone

nonk or nonkette
shut it you nonk
by Sam November 26, 2003
mugGet the NONK mug.

Lidder

this is another word for a Div, plonker, muppet an insult that not many people know therefore making it more fun :O)
you are a Lidder
by Sam November 26, 2003
mugGet the Lidder mug.

Broom

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"
by Sam November 28, 2003
mugGet the Broom mug.

cougar

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cougars also cougar
Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana, from Tupi siwasuarána, from siwasú deer + -rana resembling
Date: 1774
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 30s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. Although the term's urban use began pejoratively, it is now usually viewed as a compliment, as young men frequently seek out attractive cougars.
Related terms: puma lynx
John went home with that cougar last night. He is 18; she is 35. It must have been one hell of a night, since they are each peaking, sexually.
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the cougar mug.

puma

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pumas also puma
Etymology: Spanish, from Quechua
Date: 1777
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in her 40s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. When pumas are attractive and well-maintained, they are typically coveted by younger males.
Related terms: cougar lynx
That puma is really fit. I'd love to jag her.
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the puma mug.

lynx

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lynx or lynx·es
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, from Greek; akin to Old English lox lynx and probably to Greek leukos white -- more at LIGHT
Date: 14th century
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 50s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. The term's urban use began pejoratively, and has thus far remained pejorative. Often among a group of inebriated friends the most inebriated is selected and encouraged to approach the lynx, to the glee of all those who witness the regrettable event.
Related terms: cougar puma
I don't care how hot that lynx is; she's too damn old!
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the lynx mug.

ludka

1. One that headbutts those smarter than her or those that threaten her.

2. Holds very little knowledge of computers.

3. Stupid stupid bitch!
Mrs. Ludka just headbutted TSI because he broke the backspace key.
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the ludka mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email