saggy sammy's definitions

shine

-noun
A black person, used disparagingly.
(Origin: early 20th century, from shoeshine, for the fact they often shine shoes for richer white folks.) See also jigaboo, jig, porchmonkey, nigger.

"I can't believe I let those freaking shines sell me that sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

ort

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

orts

-noun (plural, used with singular verb)
Whatever is left on one's plate after they finish eating. The scraps that remain after something is done; leftovers.

"Eat your orts or you won't get any dessert."

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

ronnie

-noun
A mustache. Also ronny.

"Bonnie's got a ronnie!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

haole

-noun (pronounced "howlie")
Used by native Hawaiians to refer to white folks. Means "round-eye".

"Hey haole!"

by saggy sammy August 3, 2008

saggy sammy

A way to draw an elephant head so that it looks like a cock and balls.

"It's not a cock, it's an elephant. It's saggy sammy!"

by saggy sammy August 2, 2008