Definitions by saggy sammy

sex machine 

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

sex machine by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

shine 

-noun
A black person, used disparagingly.
(Origin: early 20th century, from shoeshine, for the fact they often shine shoes for richer white folks.) See also jigaboo, jig, porchmonkey, nigger.

"I can't believe I let those freaking shines sell me that sex machine!"

shine by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

ort 

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

ort by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

orts 

-noun (plural, used with singular verb)
Whatever is left on one's plate after they finish eating. The scraps that remain after something is done; leftovers.

"Eat your orts or you won't get any dessert."

orts by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

ronnie

-noun
A mustache. Also ronny.

"Bonnie's got a ronnie!"

ronnie by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

bum rush 

To attack someone or something by wildly charging them full force with no sort of tact or skill other than one's own momentum and possibly the backs and sides of their fists as they randomly flail them out of rage, but certainly consisting of no precisely swung blows.

"Dude, Charlie just bum rushed me!"

bum rush by saggy sammy July 10, 2008