saggy sammy's definitions

sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

ort

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

orts

-noun (plural, used with singular verb)
Whatever is left on one's plate after they finish eating. The scraps that remain after something is done; leftovers.

"Eat your orts or you won't get any dessert."

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

buttslam

To screw someone else in the anus, either by force or because they like it. Usually used in reference to two homosexual males screwing. Also butt slam

"I just walked in on Alex buttslamming Richard!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

bumrush

To attack someone or something by wildly charging them full force with no sort of tact or skill other than one's own momentum and possibly the backs and sides of their fists as they randomly flail them out of rage, but certainly consisting of no precisely swung blows. Also bum rush.

"Dude, Charlie just bumrushed me!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

butt slam

-verb
To screw someone else in the anus, either by force or because they like it. Usually used in reference to two homosexual males screwing. Also buttslam.

"Charlie just butt slammed Richard!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008