sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
by jack January 25, 2004
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sex machine

A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'
I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!
by GeneralFailure March 06, 2005
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sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!
Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!
by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL September 30, 2007
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sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"
by saggy sammy July 11, 2008
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sex machine

To be very sexy.
"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)
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sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?
by imAtASleepover April 28, 2018
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sex machine

Any boy on a good day; Aka Sy-kun
My mom told me Justin was a sex machine; was she ever right!
by XakaiXameX December 24, 2006
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