ryan jackson's definitions

samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.

by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006

double shaft

two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.

I stole joe's iron madien cds and then cut the "mullet"
wow,he got double shafted

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

marmar

n. Slang for marijuana

Ryan: How about, "I have an allergy to alcohol, so i brought a pound of marmar"
Dominik: They will accept if they’ve done a hefty amount of pre drinking
Jackson: Just looked up marmar, its undefined. I will be the first
Dominik: I assumed you mean't weed

by Ryan Jackson October 7, 2005

fashious

Adj.

To be so annoying to the point of being unbearable.

Annoying Guy: Did you watch Teletubies yesterday?
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
....
..
Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.

by Ryan Jackson January 10, 2006

CAS

Abreviation that stands for confidence, appearance, and swagger. The result of having CAS is an emitted aura from one's body like when Charlie Murphy met Rick James. When you have all three, people will think you are walking down the red carpet everywhere you go.

See Al Pacino & Denzel Washington

Guy: you missed it today, my CAS was off tha hook!
Fag: even if i was there i wouldnt have seen it...
Girl: oh burn!
Guy: well is it my problem that youre so big everyone is forced to see you?
Girl: ohhhhhhhhhh!
Fag: thats for me to know and you to find out
Girl: oh baby!
Guy: thats not even the right context
Girl: uh huh, uh huh!
Guy: girl, stop touching youself in public
Girl: im almost done!

by Ryan Jackson December 4, 2005

T&P

n.

Stands for time & place

Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"

by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008

OC

Someone who, whether conscious of it or not, is living a life similar to those on the television show, The OC. It is a derogatory term for those who are living (or attempting to live) the 'high life.' This person is loosely reminiscent of a prep.

Son: I'm thinkin' of gettin' one of those mp3 players
Father: Well-
Son: But I don't want an Ipod 'cause I don't wanna be an OC
Father: I'm proud of you son

by Ryan Jackson August 17, 2006