ryan's definitions

Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

by Ryan December 19, 2004

asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.

Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Kid Rock

A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.

People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"

I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.

by Ryan August 1, 2004

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

Kirk Hammett

Guitarist in metallica, his first band was a garage band Mesh, and then later joined Exodus, after words he joined Metallica. He took lessons from Joe Satriani, and is very skilled with the guitar.

Wow...kirk hammett rules...

by Ryan August 4, 2003

Booth bunny

From the latin term: "incompetentis"

Deined as: A good looking woman behind the booth usually representing a product at a computer fair. The 'bunny' behind the booth knows very little about the product, and can't answer any questions, but she sure is attracting buyers.

Roger went to the router booth and asked about broadband. The booth bunny replied, "don't call me broad!" Then he asked her for a date.

by Ryan April 15, 2004

hello

greetings to people friends or family

"hello jack" "hello bob"

by Ryan April 3, 2005