hateself

The state at which you have no control over whether you like yourself or not. You don't care whether you live or die. You don't care whether others live or die. You don't care about much at all.

I'm in a really hateself mood today. I kind of don't want to live anymore.

by ryan November 07, 2004

bati

another word for a fagget

"just wipe that look off your bati face"---Sublime

by ryan October 23, 2003

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 06, 2004

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 03, 2004

deutchbag

The German word for a Douchebag

Yeah that Hitler was a regular Deutchbag.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 07, 2005

candy ass

a donkey that is made out of candy

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up

by Ryan June 12, 2004