ryan's definitions

New York Yankees

1.The best baseball team in the history of baseball. Best players, best managers, best owners, best everything. Will always kick ass, no matter what.

2.A phrase which strikes fear into the heart of Red Sox fans everywhere.

Go Yankees

by Ryan April 16, 2004

Buzzle

The act one does when seeking the attainment of scoon

I am going to buzzle that scoon
Scoonbuzzler
Scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

holicious

(adj): The quality of being extremely sexy and flirtatious without being an actual hoe; a potential for slut, but brilliant instead and acting much more as a tease than one with loose morals; an all-around awesome individual; characteristic of perfection

The beautiful chinese girl balanced her flirtatiousness and love for men with an equal love for music, learning, and sport, all of which she performed to near perfection.

by Ryan June 2, 2003

sarah-jane jeshmitha

Very strong but soft hearted person. Will do everything she can to make others smile but no one can understand her pain which she will not show. She is a perfectionist. Her weakness is her partner. If she gets close to something it is very hard for her to let go. Besides being friendly and smart she is very soft hearted.

If i had a Sarah-Jane Jeshmitha i would die to keep her safe and happy.

by Ryan December 29, 2017

gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass

dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass

by ryan November 17, 2006

Goth

A weird, frightening person with a hideous, satanic appearance. Love to wear black clothing (usually with chains) and makeup. Hair often tends to be NOT one of the four natural colors. They act like they're devil-worshippers and are really looking like that just to scare people away.

Shit, I can scare people away just by clenching my fists and having a pissed off expression on my face; I don't need to go looking like that. (see also carnies, circus freaks, anti-christ, satanic

by Ryan March 15, 2007

yeahbutno

Used in the teenager sketch in little britain.

Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework
Girl: I have
T: No you havnt
G: Yeahbutnobutyeahbutno
G:what it is right is *speaks really fast*
G: Yeahbutno

by Ryan August 17, 2004